I was checking out the site statistics when I noticed an unusual domain visitor, number 15 on the list, osd.mil.
For the unitiated, .mil is a domain for the United States military. The osd stands for Office of the Secretary of Defense.
That's a little freaky - why is Rummy's office interested in my blog? Turns out they were looking at this post.
I'm sure based on this and other posts, I've now been tagged as potentially un-American. And since I'm brown, you know what that means, right?
So if you don't hear from me for a few days, you could do the rational thing and assume it's because I'm in the midst of mid-terms.
But if you don't hear from me for a long while, please realize that the US government has abducted me, placed me on a Gulfstream jet, and flown me secretly to Syria to be tortured. They will disavow any knowledge of my abduction and my whereabouts. After realizing I know nothing about terrorism and have no ties to terrorist organizations (in about 6-18 months), they will release me in some other country, like Albania, without papers.
But don't worry, I plan to give up Joe as my accomplice.
In the past, I've had visitors from domains belonging to the CIA come to my site, including the "anti-American" materials.
Posted by: Al-Muhajabah | February 25, 2005 at 06:06 PM
I'm sure they were visiting to avail themselves of your extensive knowledge in all things security and defense. BTW, when you get to Albania, be sure to logon and update the blog.
Posted by: Joe | March 01, 2005 at 03:59 AM
Let them visit, the fuckers. They've been to my site about 5 times. US dept of Health, transportation, and justice have all visited, along with the Canadian government. They never say hello, and if they do, they pose as a "civy" (civilian) and try to debunk what you've posted.
Go to my site and scroll down to the bottom and read my disclaimer, you should post one as well, for safety and posterity...
http://thegreenlantern.blogspot.com
Posted by: Gretchen Ross | March 08, 2005 at 11:24 PM